Archive for the ‘Writing’ Category

4 May

So the Beatles have been licensed for advertising…

Okay, maybe this happened years ago, and I was living under a rock. Maybe it happened recently which is why I just now find myself pondering this “issue.” While watching something I will not name on NBC.com I was treated to constant commercials from Sprint’s new ad campaign that features classic Beatles hits. Then I recalled the TV spots from the same campaign I’ve been seeing recently. Then I got confused.

You see, the Beatles wrote amazing music. Seriously, amazing music. In one documentary that I saw sometime around the 20th anniversary of John’s death (Dec 2001, natch) somebody who I can’t recall said the Beatles made music that made you feel good. It was that simple. It was also categorically true. No matter how dire things may be, having the Beatles playing in the background can make it better. Bar none. It’s so good, in fact, that I almost actually ENJOY the commercials. Then I get queasy.

I can’t help but remember that while this song, this music, this life affirming, world changing, amazing music that I grew up with (thank you Mom and Dad) is now being used to shill cell phones. I used to be a cellular customer service rep, not for Sprint, but for a cell company, and at the end of the day I can assure you, they’re all very similar, and none of them really respects their customers or the public interest at large. There is a part of me that does not want this music used to sell me things. Don’t use it to sell cell phones, or computers, or cars, or clothes, or anything, please. I want it to stay… pure?

It’s not a rational response I realize. Arguably by putting these songs in ubiquitous advertising new generations will hear them, and using song identifying apps or something, end up being exposed to the wider catalog, and hopefully experience the same wonderful, child like joy that the Beatles gives me.

Honestly though, I don’t quite know how to feel about it. I imagine the daily ennui of 21st century life will eventually make me numb to it. I just wanted to comment on it while I did still feel it, I suppose.

 

30 April

Michael Vick does not make the Madden 12 cover

This is a small meaningless thing compared to so many other things happening right now, but none the less, this news makes me glad. If you did not somehow already hear, EA Sports decided to have a fan vote to determine who would adorn the cover of their decrepit franchise which only survives with life support in the form of an exclusive licensing deal with the NFL. They started with 32 candidates, 1 from each team, with Vick representing the Eagles. As the rounds progressed, so too did Vick and I felt a slowly growing horror as I contemplated the possibility that Michael Vick might win this glorified popularity contest. Most of the sports media has forgiven Vick for the things he did to innocent animals in Virginia, he won the AP’s comeback player of the year award. Still, while it was easy enough to recognize the appeal of that narrative, I have reservation. Vick himself has said he would not do anything differently if he could do it over, because it got him where he is today. It’s a lot easier moving on from torturing animals when you can make millions of millions of dollars and be a star. I still can’t help but wonder about a guy who doesn’t wonder what life would have been like if he hadn’t been the kind of guy who’d torture and murder dogs. Okay, so maybe the fact that my own gut isn’t comfortable with him is not, in reality, a reason to wish he wasn’t on the cover of this video game. Not a rational one anyways. I’m just not sold. But more importantly, what does his story say to the generations of children about his choices? If you’re phenomenally talented and show remorse at some point, at all, you can overcome being a sadistic brute that bullies and hurts anybody within reach? Even if we assume that Vick is truly reformed, his story of redemption is not fit for the youth. There are plenty of age appropriate fictional alternatives that don’t include a “role model” who has “learned his lesson” and wont, again, torture and murder another living being. Vick is right when he says some people will never forget. They shouldn’t. Neither should he. What he did is wrong, and unlike so many of the other people who do the things he did, he has a shot to go on to public love and incredible financial security. I imagine most people with his rap sheet might have a hard time finding a job in a call center these days. I don’t care if he truly has reformed or not, I’m just glad he’s not going to be on the cover of Madden.

10 March

Fuck you very much Gov Walker

I know I know, that’s really strong language in the title, but I couldn’t help myself. For weeks the nation has been watching this slow drama unfold. The protesters fighting for their basic rights, the politicians ignoring their constituency at the behest of deep pocketed private contributors. Business as usual in 21st Century American Politics.

So, tonight, or this morning, or sometime in the last few hours this sad chapter in US history seemingly closed. Apparently the Wisconsin Senate found a way to pass their union busting legislation without the return of the missing Democratic senators.

So what happened, did one of the democratic senators return from Illinois? No. The reason that the bill stalled without the democrats present is that it was a budget bill. There is a minimum quorum of 20 for a budget bill by Wisconsin law. So how did the senate republicans get around the problem? They stripped every provision of the bill that had anything to do with the budget. That’s right, the legislation so necessary for balancing the budget it be in the budget bill, didn’t have to be in the budget bill after all. But then again, this wasn’t about the budget of Wisconsin was it Gov Walker? If it was, you wouldn’t have blown your state’s surplus on corporate taxes less than 30 days after taking office, would you?

All I can say is that Rick Scott, you fucker, you better not get any more ideas. You’ve already managed to wrong the  Sunshine state in Walker level proportions. If you get any fool notions about trying to break up what weak unions we have here, you might find yourself going just a little too far. Does anybody even know how hard it actually is to force a recall? Is there a time frame we have to wait to pass before pushing for one? These are the burning questions I want answers to.

8 March

Assumed Parameters

The room is small, dark.  There is a single light in the ceiling, its dim light casting a gray pool on the empty dirty floor that seems to hunch beneath the low ceiling.  On the floor, a figure lies motionless except for a lethargic expansion of the chest cavity.  Its hands are curled tightly in upon themselves, the fingernails black and dust has filled in the crevices.

Suddenly, the figure spasms, dust rising in a cloud around it as it coughs and wheezes.  The figure regains composure.  The figure drags its self along the floor, the sound of carrion worms in the grave feasting.  The figure moves the short distance to the wall and sits up, drawing its knees up in front of its torso.  Its head hangs down, hair obscuring its face, as it wraps its arms around its legs and settles into a fetal position.

“Where… where am I?”

It sounds like gas escaping into a vacuum, more of a hiss than a sentence.  The words are an atomic bomb in a world of silence, but the silence wins.  There is a quiet sniffling sound from the figure.  Still, the light, the room, do not change.  The figure squeezes its legs tighter.

“Hello?  Hello?  Is there anybody there?”

Silence.  The figure sits, tense, the muscles in its body growing taut.  Its head tilts slightly to one side, then the other, like an animal checking for predators.  Nothing happens.

“God damn it!  Somebody has to be there!”

The figure leaps off the floor.  It strides purposefully forward, taking four steps before abruptly meeting a wall half-hidden in shadow.  The figure begins to feel the surface of the wall, its fingers curling as it frantically feels for any blemishes in the smooth metallic surface.  Finally, the figure balls one hand into a fist and pounds on the wall.

“Hey!  I know you can hear me!  I wasn’t always here!  Somebody answer me!”  The figure strikes the wall again, and again, and again.  Soon the figure begins to cry out, at first in words, begging for answers, or acknowledgement, but none is forth coming.  As the figure continues, its attacks on the unfeeling wall become more frantic.  Soon the figure is howling, its voice sounding more like a screaming primate, a wounded animal.  It flails futilely at the wall.

First seconds drag by, then minutes.  The figure is unrelenting, yet still, nothing offers any response to its histrionics.  Finally, the figure collapses, exhausted and panting.  It raises its arms to strike the wall, but they fall limp to the ground before finding their target.  It falls to its side, damp sweaty hair clumping in the dirt on the floor.  Slowly, the breathing of the figure begins to slow to a steady, normal rhythm.  One blue eye, peaking out from the tangled mass of hair, slowly closes.

 

 

 

“Has it moved?”

“It did earlier.  It stood, and screamed while attacking the wall.”

“Did the wall hold?”

“Without a doubt.  The wall was more than adequate.  The subject broke down in frustration quickly, abandoning its native language for inarticulate calls and screeches in only minutes.”

“Did it do anything else?”

“It seemed to exhaust its self.  It does not appear that it did any serious damage to its self in the process.”

“Very good.  We will proceed as planned.”

“As you order.”

 

 

 

The light flickers.  The figure’s leg twitches, a slight spasm in response to the sudden, brief, change in the environment.  It groans.  Slowly its weight shifts.  The sound of its garments on the floor is like dry leaves falling from trees in autumn.  It blinks and tries to look up towards the light.  It raises its hand, in a primitive attempt to reduce the glare of the sole light source.  It squints and blinks, straining to see the source of the light.  It waits, watching.  Nothing happens.  The figure turns back, dropping its arm and rolling over, preparing to lie down again.  Suddenly, the light blinks off and on, again.

“What?”

The figure whips around, resuming its previous position, trying to observe the light.  Its mouth tightens.

“I know I saw it go out.  What’s going on?”

The figure waits, eyes bulging with intensity.  They vapidly gaze through the shadow of its hand at the light.

“Is it just the light bulb burning out?”

The figure slumps back, turning to its stomach to lie down again.  The light blinks.  The figure pops upright like a clay pigeon taking flight.  Its teeth grind together as a guttural growl emanates from deep within its throat.

“That’s not just the light going out damn it.  Somebody’s fucking with me!”

The figure leaps to its feet and slams its body against the wall, screaming.  It pounds its fist repeatedly, to no avail.  It runs out of breath, and stops.  It stands, panting in the light, teeth still grinding together.

“I know you’re there.  You’ve been fucking with me this whole time.”

The words fall into the silence and die quickly, suffocating under their own weight.  The figure begins to pace slowly.  Its hands open and curl into fists.

“Okay then, well, now that I know you’re here, I want to know who you are, where I am, and why I’m here.  I also want to know where my family is and if they’re safe.  When you want to tell me that, we can talk.”

The figure raises its hand palm inwards, with only the middle finger at length, towards the light.  It then sits down on the floor and curls up into a fetal position. As the figure closes its eyes, the light blinks.  The figure sits motionless on the floor.

 

 

The figure lies motionless on the floor, its body curled into a corner.  The figure’s limbs seem at ease, despite being tightly held together, as if it has become used to this position.  The figure’s clothing is turning grey, its accumulating dust and dirt from contact with the floor.  These are not the stains of a busy day or two, but rather the ingrained soot of weeks and months without wash.  The clothing its self is now made of fabric and the dirt.

“Hello, number 999897.”

The figure’s eyes pop open.  It looks around the cell, trying to find the source of the voice.  It opens its mouth and a trembling quiver comes out.  “Hello?”  The figure sits up, its head swiveling.  “Hello?”  It sits, cocking its head slightly to one side then the other, a rodent listening for predators.  It hears only silence.  The figure wipes its eyes and rubs its ears.  It sits, still, listening.  The only sound in the room is the figure’s own breathing.  “I must… I must be hearing things.”

The figure lies down again, its body falling into a familiar position in the corner of the room, its head just out of the ring of light on the floor.

 

 

“Phase two has been completed.”

“So it has been made aware of us?”

“Yes, and it has already begun to suspect that its awareness of us was delusional.”

“Splendid.  The subject seems to be nearing completion of the process then?”

“Yes.  The subject should soon conclude that nothing exists beyond its cell.”

“Good.  We have no choice but to proceed, the wheels have been put in motion.  We must follow this path to its end; whatever that end may be.”

 

 

The figure is sitting, filthy, dirty, against the cold quiet wall at its back.  Its head is slumped, and its face is smudged with dirt.  It sniffles and wipes its nose with its sleeve.  Its left foot is tapping rapidly.  It clenches its hands into fists then unclenches them, just to clench them back into fists.  Its shoulders rock slowly back and forth.  A sound rumbles quietly from the depths of its throat.

The figure stands suddenly and paces across its cell.  It randomly pounds the walls as it paces.  Its nostrils flare and spittle randomly shoots from its lips.  Without warning, the figure screams.  It runs full speed into a wall, smashing its self violently against the flat metal.  It gets back up and runs into the wall again, and again, and again.  It’s a vicious cycle, from wall to floor, each repetition leaving its mark on the figures limbs and body.

Finally, the figure falls to the floor with a thud, blood obscuring its features and staining its clothes.  It lies motionless, whimpering.  “There’s nothing… else.  This is all there is…I… I….”  The figure’s mouth stops moving, drool and blood oozing from the side of its face.

 

 

The figure sits in the center of the room, legs tucked beneath its body.  Its clothing is torn, a large section of material missing from the left sleeve.  It smiles, wide sick kind of smile as it pulls on the torn piece of material from its clothing.  It holds the cloth up to the light and squints at it.

The figure stands, turning the fabric over in its hands.  It takes the wide piece of fabric and twists it into a sturdy cord.  It lifts the cord to its neck and wraps it around.  It ties a simple knot in the ends and drops it hands to its sides.  The figure looks up at the lights and opens it palms.  The figure’s eyes stare blankly into the light, unblinking.  The figure breaths in and out, slowly, deeply several times.  It reaches up to the ends of the knot in the cord improvised from its clothes and begins to pull.  As the knot draws tighter, it begins to crush the figure’s throat.  The veins begin to bulge in the figure’s neck and forearms as it continues to tighten the knot.  Its blue eyes begin to bulge and its nostrils swell.

Suddenly, the figure collapses, its body limp.  Its head strikes the floor, hard, and bounces with resounding clap.  Blood leaks from its nostrils and ears.  The cord loses none of its slack, choking the neck into two bright red rings on either side.  The chest of the figure is motionless.  The figures breathing, so long the only sound audible, is gone.  Silence rules.

 

 

“The subject is deceased.”

“How?”

“Suicide.”

“How’d it do that?  We left it not implements.”

“It removed a piece of its clothing, fashioned a rope, and strangled its self.”

“Strangled its self?  Is that possible?”

“From what we can tell, the subject tied a knot to restrict its air supply while conscious.”

“A clever way to overcome instinctual self-preservation.”

“It did not believe it had anything to preserve its self for.”

“Then the experiment was a success.  The subject lost all sense of self, and its past.”

“Yes, assuming those parameters, the experiment was a success.”

8 March

Not a Love Poem

I want to be clear.
I don’t write
love poems
any more.

Yet
as I lie
in bed at night,
it is your eyes
that fill the void
behind my own,
and I fall
willingly
into those fields
of blue.

I dream about
the taste
of you,
warm and sweet,
melted sugar,
the feel of caramel
on my tongue

I wake
in the mornings
and imagine
your smile
welcoming the Sun
welcoming me
to wake
full of life
full of love
with a million
little expressions
that only your face
can make.

Too bad I think
Unrequited
Love
is bull-shit.